The St. Agnes Journal

The St. Agnes Journal

Dispatches from eight months on a mile-wide island
03
Jan
WD-40 for the Soul

WD-40 for the Soul

What is it? Someone please let me know.
6 min read
01
Jan
Smitten Like It’s 1999

Smitten Like It’s 1999

She looked so gorgeous, I almost stopped breathing.
3 min read
31
Dec
The Clocks March

The Clocks March

All they know is onward, only onward, piling broken and spent intervals onto the ever-increasing mountains of used-up time.
2 min read
30
Dec
Attraction & Vulnerability

Attraction & Vulnerability

Her movements were all effortless grace and easy elegance.
3 min read
29
Dec
Going Back to Scilly, via Penzance

Going Back to Scilly, via Penzance

The airport crew was pulling the sleepy planes out of their hangers. One was going through its morning calisthenics, engines full-throttle, brakes engaged, and noticeably shivering.
4 min read
27
Dec
Automotive Angels

Automotive Angels

They sat streamlined and white with gleaming, gold brightwork instead of chrome.
1 min read
25
Dec
A Few Cultural Differences

A Few Cultural Differences

A towel with a temporary identification tag was provided for me as soon as I arrived.
6 min read
20
Dec
World’s Skinniest Father Christmas

World’s Skinniest Father Christmas

“Are you the real Santa Claus?” “Why, yes, of course! Are you the real Sasha? Because I heard that there’s a little girl that dresses just like you saying she’s the real one.”
5 min read
19
Dec
Vividness, Darkness, and Death at the Door

Vividness, Darkness, and Death at the Door

Around one o’clock in the morning we heard a sickening moan rise from near the front door, the kind that turns your blood cold.
2 min read
15
Dec
Personally Thanking the Cows for their Efforts

Personally Thanking the Cows for their Efforts

As I walked back up the road, not really minding that I was covered in more urine and shit than I’ve been in all but the earliest years of my life, it occurred to me that a lot of people here have a great deal of responsibility.
4 min read