Back When I Was Funny...
A benevolent spirit offers a suggestion.
The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Cheese
Then this little, junior mouse ventured out onto the broad white rug...
The Gugh Cats Remain Unimpressed
At least they didn’t bite me, as they did Phillip during his housesitting stint.
The Center of Everything
Perhaps I’d like to drop by for dinner and a massage?
Key Bar
I dream up business ideas.
Helping Out without Being Swept Out (to Sea)
I was a third of the way across, as a swell muscled its way between the two islands.
Befriending the Semi-Feral
“Hey, we’re all here. You can feed us now.”
Happy Valentine’s Day
Don’t even think about it...
Emergency Phone Numbers
For Jack’s gorgeous daughter, Margo