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29
Dec
Going Back to Scilly, via Penzance

Going Back to Scilly, via Penzance

The airport crew was pulling the sleepy planes out of their hangers. One was going through its morning calisthenics, engines full-throttle, brakes engaged, and noticeably shivering.
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27
Dec
Automotive Angels

Automotive Angels

They sat streamlined and white with gleaming, gold brightwork instead of chrome.
1 min read
25
Dec
A Few Cultural Differences

A Few Cultural Differences

A towel with a temporary identification tag was provided for me as soon as I arrived.
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20
Dec
World’s Skinniest Father Christmas

World’s Skinniest Father Christmas

“Are you the real Santa Claus?” “Why, yes, of course! Are you the real Sasha? Because I heard that there’s a little girl that dresses just like you saying she’s the real one.”
5 min read
19
Dec
Vividness, Darkness, and Death at the Door

Vividness, Darkness, and Death at the Door

Around one o’clock in the morning we heard a sickening moan rise from near the front door, the kind that turns your blood cold.
2 min read
18
Dec

Your Friend and Humble Servant

The story of a young Tunisian-Italian named Fayoum, his mysterious mormon penpal, and his disastrous love of alchemy.
17
Dec
The Wheel of Consent

The Wheel of Consent

I enjoy finding keys to understanding. When I find something that so concisely and clearly delivers useful knowledge, I take
3 min read
16
Dec
Friendship Among the Trees on Death Row

Friendship Among the Trees on Death Row

“What? How? Wow! This is so incredible!” I stammered.
3 min read
15
Dec
Personally Thanking the Cows for their Efforts

Personally Thanking the Cows for their Efforts

As I walked back up the road, not really minding that I was covered in more urine and shit than I’ve been in all but the earliest years of my life, it occurred to me that a lot of people here have a great deal of responsibility.
4 min read
14
Dec
What is Gig Racing?

What is Gig Racing?

A rowing seat on the Shah is a privilege and rite of passage.
2 min read